My - Wife And I Shipwrecked On A Desert Island Fixed

This phrase appears to be a cryptic or puzzle-like clue. Breaking it down:

"So," she said, crossing her arms. "What’s the plan? Do we have to kill a wild boar? Do I have to knock my tooth out with an ice skate?" my wife and i shipwrecked on a desert island fixed

Sarah stared at me for a long moment. Then, she kicked off her sandals. "Fine. Lead the way, Bear Grylls. But if I see a camera crew, I’m divorcing you." This phrase appears to be a cryptic or puzzle-like clue

We worked until our hands bled, digging trenches into the beach and lining them with dark volcanic rocks we hauled from the interior. We didn't just write a message; we built a monument to our existence. Do we have to kill a wild boar

I looked up. The walls were steep. Smooth. Then I saw the sign painted on the dirt wall: THE PIT OF DESPAIR. USE COOPERATION TO ESCAPE.